What’s that noise? The house settling due to the cold weather that rushed in today? An animal in the attic? No i’s a kid swinging from the trapeze in the basement. What, you don’t have one yet? I was opposed to it — still am every time I bump my head on it while picking up the playroom or a girl comes running after having hurt herself. But they love it. Swinging, skinning the cat, flipping. And so convenient.